What do you call a “Never-Trumper” who opened their eyes and learned the truth?
The next Vice-president of the United States of America.
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CNN says just because they lie to us all the time doesn’t mean we should not trust them.
MSNBC and NBC say just because they tell the world every day that Donald Trump needs to die doesn’t mean they want somebody to kill him.
The Democrats say just because they destroyed our educational system, ignore our Constitution and laws, and allow millions of people who want to destroy the United States to enter this country doesn’t mean they hate the USA.
Just think how much fun it would be if we could just change the truth by saying the opposite:
No, Dr. Killjoy, I am not overweight. - Ok, have a 38-oz porterhouse at least three days a week and eat all of the ice cream you want.
Officer, I only had one beer. - Ok, drive on, you are not impaired (and that is not vomit all over your dashboard).
No, your honor, I did not have Jeffry Epstein killed. - Ok, Mrs. Clinton, case dismissed.
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The strangest thing happened this week. For the first time since he cried out during his circumcision, the truth escaped from Adam Schiff’s mouth. At a New York fundraiser to pay for his senate campaign, he announced that Joe Biden could not win this year’s election.
The shockwaves that vibrated through the Democrat party were not caused by what he said. Everyone else already admitted that. The shock was because nobody had heard Adam Schiff ever tell the truth before.
You might be wondering why Schiff had to cross an entire continent to raise money for his campaign. Well, the people of California are finally realizing they don’t want to give money to a compulsive liar who really resides in Maryland.
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Speaking of California shockwaves, the whole state government probably thought they had another earthquake after Gavin Newsom signed into law the California bill to take away parents’ rights to raise their children when a teacher disagrees with the parents’ decisions.
The shock was not from the bill signing but from Elon Musk announcing shortly afterward that he will be completely relocating two of California’s most successful businesses, Space-X, and X, to Texas. Gavin was shocked that Elon did what he promised he would do if the government did not stop its anti-American behavior. You see, Gavin is the poster-boy for trust-fund liberals in government. He cannot comprehend why anybody would ever do what they promised they would do.
I have to hand it to the California government for being the worst custodians of public money on the planet. Facing a $67 BILLION budget deficit this year, in one act they did something that is going to cost them $3-5 billion in annual tax revenue. They sure are getting a good return on having the highest paid Governor in the country.
BTW, although the timing was perfect, Elon Musk was leaving California anyway because of their high taxes. Businessmen have been relocating to avoid high taxes for thousands of years, at least since Simon and Andrew moved their successful fishing business from Bethsaida to Capernaum for the same reason.
Notwithstanding the millennia that this has been a regular response, Democrats and other supporters of authoritarian governments ignore the fact that increasing taxes causes businesses to disappear faster than a Newsom campaign promise.
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On Tuesday, China Joe said he will only give up his re-election campaign if he contracts some sort of debilitating illness. On Wednesday, he cancelled his campaign schedule and the White House announced that he contracted Covid-19. How convenient.
This is the end for Joe. Even though the COVID-19 virus in 2024 is only about 20% as strong as it was in 2019, this is a guy who was still suffering jet lag 12 days after a trip. It could kill him. Well, that is what his puppeteers will claim after they give him the “Clinton treatment.” I wonder if Kammy will be the one holding the pillow.
I also wonder if Joe is thinking about how Donald Trump beat the full-strength virus in only one day. Karma must not have been happy after Joe claimed on Monday, “I am in much better shape than [Trump] is.” Yes, Joe, God knows you are full of Schiff.
In any event, it is the second time Joe’s Chinese buddies helped him out with that virus.
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While everyone was waiting with great expectation to hear from President Trump, Tucker Carlson took the stage Thursday evening and reminded us why he is America’s favorite commentator. He gave one of the best speeches of the convention, using his jovial personality to make his points stick. His most important point was that more Americans have died from overdosing illegal drugs since China Joe assumed office than died in World War II. Wow.
One of the best gimmicks of the night was the American flag ear patch. People were wearing them to show solidarity with The President. As I told my son, get ahold of a couple and throw them in a drawer for 40 years. It will be a much better investment than anything tied to the U.S. Dollar.
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A confidential source claimed to be in the room with China Joe when Kai Trump spoke earlier in the week. Joe’s only comment was, “I wonder what her hair smells like.”
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For his part, Donald Trump gave the greatest acceptance speech in world history. Nobody had ever heard anything the likes of it before. Everyone was impressed like they have never been impressed before.
He did not mention China Joe, implicitly acknowledging that the people who claim to be saving democracy, who rigged their own primary, are about to go against the votes cast by their own members.
Donald Trump converted more voters with his speech Thursday night than any one else in world history. If you don’t believe me, just ask him.
China Joe could not comment on President Trump’s speech. It began about 10:35 PM, a good seven hours after Joe’s bedtime. It ended after midnight, about 10 hours before Joe was scheduled wake up.
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Two of the last people to jump on the “Dump-Biden” train were Barrack and Michelle Obama. They climbed aboard this week. A confidential, anonymous source told me that, in typical Democrat fashion, they made the Obamas sit in the back of the train.
The Democrats are going to push Joe out the door under the threat of using the 25th Amendment. There is a reason why Joe has not had a cabinet meeting in almost a year. Jill wants him to stay away from the people who have the power and obligation to remove him as soon as he opens his mouth.
If the Demons do not replace Joe with Kammy, they will be telling everyone that they do not believe the person they promised us could handle being president can handle being president. If they do replace Joe with Kammy, they will be proving to everyone that the person they promised us could handle being president cannot handle being president.
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When you lay down tonight think about how many years you would have to serve in prison if you were investigated as much as Donald J. Trump was investigated.
I did that two nights ago and I still cannot get to sleep.
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What a time to be alive! I had my 7 year old grandson watch his speech with me. When I told him Trump got shot he said “is he still alive?” I told him the story. He said “God protected him!” Yes he did! Thank you God! Trump 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I watched almost all of the convention. I wish and hope that a lot of democrats watched it. I don’t know how anyone would vote democrat after that. It really gave me hope! And….I wish I could have been there. Pumping my fist and shouting “Fight Fight” or “USA” might have been heard by the neighbors! I’m proud to be an American!