Rumor has it that after reports of multiple explosions the police arrived at AOC’s house to discover that she put a twelve-pack of coke in her oven. She said she heard that baking soda was good for cleaning ovens.
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After his corrupt plea deal collapsed, Hunter stayed at the White House for at least two weeks. His father claimed during that time they never discussed Hunter’s colossal criminal problems. Not once
What a wonderful father.
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Speaking of China Joe, a confidential source said he explained to his staff that he would have acted sooner regarding the destruction of Lahaina but, “Come on man. I was on vacation. They were not supposed to set those fires until this week.”
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Another confidential anonymous source told me they asked Dianne Feinstein if she was going to vote for the bill to terminate AM radio. She said, “no, people should be allowed to listen to the radio in the morning as well as in the afternoon.”
They reportedly asked Pennsylvania superstar John Fetterman the same question. His response was, “wa wa wa wahh, wa wa,” demonstrating that he is qualified to be a teacher in a Charlie Brown cartoon, but nothing else.
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The people in California have been praying for more water for years. God finally sent them the water they wanted, and instead of saving it for a sunny day, they decided to let it run into the sea to further their global-warming and climate-change agenda.
Well, anyway, they are about to experience the most destructive force in history: Hillary.
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Speaking of Commiefornia, I had to verify this one twice because I couldn’t believe it. A school board in California decided to change a school mascot from “Minutemen” to “Bears,” because “our students cannot relate to Minutemen . . . Most of them don’t even know who the Minutemen were.”
Wow! This whack job of a school board member does not even understand that it is their job and their only job to ensure that their students learn.
Nah, why teach? It is so much easier to just change the name of the school’s mascot.
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A continent away things are just as bad. The two Virginia school boards closest to the DC swamp have decided to ignore a new law passed by their duly elected state legislature. These two school boards claim to be preserving democracy and the Rule of Law.
They have been doing such a lousy job teaching for so long that their citizens do not know enough to realize that they are doing the exact opposite of what they claim.
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Half an ocean away the result of horrible education is also showing. The Hawaiian government announced that the man who refused to turn on the water supply to the fire hydrants in Lahaina without authorization was reassigned to a different part of the government.
WTF? Why? So he can devastate another part of their communist government?
Here is something that virtually every educated person and 99% of the uneducated people in the world know: when a biblical fire is about to consume your entire city, you do not need prior authorization to extinguish it.
And another tip for Hawaii’s retarded government: If somebody cannot figure out the foregoing on their own, you don’t reassign them, you fire them!
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It seems the indoctrination is working...people are obeying instead of thinking. We seriously need the right people in charge now that it has happened. I'm not feeling it.
Sir, you are in rare form on this one. It’s hysterically accurate.