Tuesday Tarts

Today the most dangerous event in the world occurs. This could cause people to lose their lives and strip us of all our freedoms. Congress returns to office after their short, six-week vacation.

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Some news about Congress is good. Nadless Nadler is going to retire. The United States taxpayers will now pay Jerry $174,000 a year to do nothing but eat. In other words, everything will remain the same.

I can’t wait for the Democrats to start claiming that they should get to replace him with two or three people because that’s how many people fit in his “seat.“

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You know campaign season is starting when the governor of California starts cracking down on crime. He is doing it because, as you know, black votes matter.

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Speaking of California’s brainless governor, Newsom responded to arguments about the fact that California has the highest taxes in the country yet accumulated almost $100 billion in debt during his tenure. He said, “Florida is not tax-free, they have a high sales tax.“

Galvin, you illiterate ignoramus, the state sales tax rate in Florida is 6%. The state sales tax rate in California is 7.25%. Are you sure you want to stay on this subject?

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260-year-old Maxine Watters, suggested it is imperative that Congress immediately invoke the 25th amendment upon returning to Washington because the President has lost his mind.

Somebody needs to let her know that China Joe is no longer in the Oval Office.

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The mayor of Chicago held a rally to announce that Chicago is not going to allow the federal government to enforce the law. The three people at his rally who were not paid to be there left early.

Their governor then announced it was illegal for the federal government to enforce federal law in the state of Illinois. How stupid are their voters?

Pritzker and Johnson don’t want anybody enforcing the law because they know eventually the criminal investigations will lead to the two of them.

BTW, if you want to murder somebody bring them to Chicago. 86% of their murders go unsolved. It is not just the crime rate but the conviction rate that matters most.

(You might laugh, but upon learning this information millions of husbands nationwide started thinking it is worth the 14% risk to bring their mother-in-law to Chicago.)

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Speaking of moronic decisions in the Democrat Party, after their “leaders” blew a few million dollars of donations by spending a week eating lobster and caviar at an elitist convention in Minneapolis, their only resolution was that they should have another convention next year.

To egg them on, President Trump suggested the Republicans have a convention next year. He did that just to get them to waste more of their declining donations.

I am surprised a party that has been so good at manipulating and buying the media cannot figure out what is going on. The GOP is already working on advertisements focusing attention on the fact that the Democrats spent $1.5 billion in six weeks to try to get a sex worker elected President.

If they are on the ball, they will also now have video of Ilhan Omar using donated money to check into a $1,000-per-night hotel suite in Minneapolis, a city in which she allegedly lives.

Maybe the Democrats should have a convention to figure out how much money they would save if they did not have to pay people to attend their rallies and did not have to pay celebrities to pretend they are their friends.

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The Atlantic Coast Conference fined The Florida State University $50,000 for allowing students to storm the field after their resurrected program completely dismantled the University of Alabama on Saturday. The fine itself is ludicrous. Do you think an indoctrination center that just spent $60 million on football-player salaries is going to be concerned about a $50,000 fine? (0.083%)

It is not the fine that bothers me. What bothers me is what happens to the money. It is to be put into a fund to benefit football players. I guess turning uneducated teenagers into millionaires is not doing enough for them.

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